Comic
32: Don't jump! Life is beautiful!
THE N00B
by Gianna Masetti
My fellow geek at work was playing Lineage II when I drew this strip, so I got to hear about the pain of delevelling pretty much at every lunch break. Ha! Do you think you know pain, Steve? Until you've delevelled AND lost your body with all your stuff in lava in Everquest, you don't know pain! I think that they might have introduced some command like /fucklava right now to retrieve your body in those cases, but when I played it back in '99 it was a hardcore sadistic game.
My pantry is empty,
My clothes are dingy,
and my heart is breaking,
'cause you're so stingy...
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